What do you call a dog with no leg? – if you thought you could crack this dad joke, trust us, the answer will surprise you.
Social media users have been trending old oneliners and puns that never age. Here at HITC, we have gathered several interesting ones for you.
After the answer to ‘What do you call a bear with no ears?‘ that left you in hysterics, find out what a dog with no legs is called.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
So, what do you call a dog with no legs? The answer is…
- It doesn’t matter because the dog isn’t going to come to you.
Do you think this is funny? Check out more dog jokes we have shared below.
More dog puns
- What’s more amazing than a talking dog? – A spelling bee
- What breed of dogs love to take a bath? – A shampoodle
- How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? – Out him in the backyard
- What kind of dogs keep the best time? – A watchdog
- What do you call a frozen dog? – A pup-sicle
- What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? – Rough! Rough!
- How does a dog stop a VCR? – By pressing the “paws” button
Dad Jokes that’ll leave you in splits
In addition to the top 23 dad jokes of 2023, we have gathered a few more interesting ones.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? – Bugs Bunny
- What do you call friends you like to eat with? – Taste buds.
- What do you call a duck that steals? – A robber duck
- What do you call a pencil with two erasers? – Pointless
- What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky
- What did the mountain climber name his son? – Cliff
- What do you call a sleepwalking nun? – A roamin’ Catholic
